Video Game Porn, WHOOP WHOOP!

First blog in a year! YAY! Finally dug up my old blog site, so I'm going to start adding to it more.


If anyone chooses to read it; awsome. If not .. well, fuck you.





Straight up; these people are all daft and need to pick up a real video game for once in their life.


Just like Jack Thompson. [You sir, are a complete fucking moron. Thank the nether I am Canadian.]


HERE:


Here's the appology from the bitch that dubbed Mass Effect as "pornography" and "went with the research";



Appology



Props to Geoff Keighley for knowing what he was actually talking about.


"Have you ever played Mass Effect?"

*laughs* "No!"


Exactly the point needed to be made.


Yeah dude, when I play video games? I think I'm IN them.


Even when I play ALADDIN. I AM ALADDIN.


When I play World of Warcraft, I'm actually a little green Orc running around chopping people into bits, or a Gnome running around igniting people with fire and freezing people in a sheet of ice, only to watch them magically come out of it alive and well.


Fucking idiots, all of you.


Also; this is ridiculous:

Wholly Parry Batman

If any of you have ever played Street Fighter, you will know how obscene that is.


Yeah I'm a nerd.